Bard's Song of Unicorn Death


Song of Unicorn Death: (By a bard in the tavern)
Have I mentioned a Party
They were all quite hardy
Wandering through a magical forest
A Tabaxi a dwarf on a whim
And a Jester which was the cleverest
What would their adventure bring?
Death.. Death.. Unicorn Death…
Impaled by a vicious mystical being..
With a horn-ah that grants death, freeing
The party had tried fleeing
But the Tabaxi ended up kneeing
There they lie, the party
Oh how the Tabaxi was quite sparky
Leaving behind a kitty named Layla
Now oh so bold and strong..
Now in a City called Yale-Law
A dear friend of mine with her own Adventura
Battling even the might of a Gargantua!
This here ends my song

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